Monday, January 31, 2011

what to do when you are bored...

so...sometimes i get bored 



my cure...



step 1..find a good friend (a creative one)


step2..have no fear( its only hair)


step3.. buy hair dye...in your fav colors


step4.. have friend creatively apply hair dye

step5.. apply heat for best results


step6.. apply heat, wait patiently, and rinse


(spend a day as a rockstar!)





step7.. wait a day in hiding
step8.. reapeat steps 2-6(use same friend)

~and wa-la~

a beautiful blonde..err..beautiful disaster!!

pictures from times i have been bored in the last year










Sunday, January 23, 2011

What do you do when your child does the poo??
The fight against cloth diapers! 


1.Before a child is about to do his or her business, make sure you apply a DISPOSABLE diaper
2. When the sweet child poos...you simply wipe and discard diaper in the nearest trash!
3. Wash hands
  

They are cute and neatly
packaged too!

I dont like germs... do you?


These look soft and comfy, but... very complicated too!
 



So when your baby poops this is what you will have to do!
1. Armor up w/ mask, gloves, goggles and all protective where!
2. Remove all contents from diaper to toilet and use super awesome sprayer for larger clumps!

Take diaper and soak it in your sink? seriously?

or skip the first two steps and throw the soiled cute things in a hamper...

throw in washer and dryer (because you dont have enough laundry to do as it is!

tip...dont lose baby in pile!
while saving money and going green why use a dryer when you can display your stained diapers for all to see!

Awww saving $$ is so beautiful isnt it?